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Phrases That Are More Beautiful Than Cellar Door
May 30, 2022
- The baby is finally asleep
- Your student loan is forgiven
- The procedure is painless
- We found your luggage
- It’s not cancer
- Stimulus payment
- Open bar
- Grandma and grandpa want you to stay at their house for a whole week
- Biodegradable plastic
- Full refund
- Free appetizer
- Day off
- Piñata
- Free upgrade
- I have Xanax
- Gas prices are coming down
- Full scholarship
- Employer match
- Ice cream
- Bonus
- Why, yes, I’d love to help you move
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