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Our County Fair Is Cursed
Not that I’m going to let a little thing like death stop me from going.
I usually wait a few days to go to the fair, just to see how many people are going to die right off the bat.
One year everybody got E. coli from contaminated water lines. Nothing like a little fecal contamination with your overpriced lemonade.
I picked up the worst case of food poisoning I’ve ever had from a buffalo burger at the fair.
Actually, the burger was fine. The culprit was the glob of mayonnaise I squirted on it from a squeeze bottle that had been percolating in the sun for quite possibly days. It was absolutely bubbling with botulism.
I’m surprised it didn’t shrink back from my touch like the petri dish of blood in John Carpenter’s The Thing.
Speaking of food poisoning and the wages thereof:
While most everything was great! I could not believe what I saw! I saw 2 separate rides had someone puke on them. Then all they did was throw a bucket of water on it and the turn the ride on and let it fly everywhere. I saw a mother and her twin get most of what was flying puke water on her. — Facebook review of the 2021 Medina County…
