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One-Star Yelp Reviews Of The Three Little Pigs’ Airbnb
Marci L.
House made of straw
I’m allergic to all annual grasses (family Poaceae) and immediately went into anaphylactic shock the moment I crossed the threshold. I thought “straw” was a euphemism for green building principles. Good cell reception.
Ken W.
House made of straw
When we woke up, half the house had been eaten by goats. My wife’s father was killed by a goat. This experience has sent her back into therapy to deal with her goat-related trauma. The owner may want to consider putting up a fence or a barrier of some kind. Well-stocked kitchen.
Trevor M.
House made of straw
A big naked hairy dude tripping balls on bath salts was banging on the door all night yelling, “Little pig, little pig, let me in!” We kept telling him there’s no pig here and that we rented the place from someone named Igoturporrk@hotmail.com for the weekend, but it didn’t make any difference. Then he threatened to huff and puff and blow the house down. And we were like, Uh, okay, dude, whatever. But fuck if he didn’t do it. Big-screen TVs in every room.
