omg, I never thought about it really.

Imagine yourself, dropped trousers functioning as fabric leg irons, shuffling over to the separate bidet. You can only hope that in the process no mess spreads.
Top Five Reasons a Japanese Toilet is Vastly Superior to a European Bidet
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Mary DeVries
Bev Potter
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Feb 7, 2023
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omg, I never thought about it really. Thank god for my attachment. Like, I'm not crab-walking anywhere, no way.
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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com
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