AIRING OF GRIEVANCES

No, I Will Not Download Your App Just to Check In at the Dermatologist’s Office

Thanks, but I’ll just walk up to the desk like a normal human being.

I’ll probably be massacred for this, but I’m in a mood and “caring” is not on my to-do list for today.

(This is probably Kristen Stark’s fault for her hilarious rant about the world’s worst Indeed job posting.)

Also, I did something to the banana bread I made yesterday and it’s a little brick-like and not overly delicious. But I made it, so I’m going to eat it.

ALSO also, I drove down a side street Friday on my way to work where a water line had burst and they were cutting the concrete but allowing traffic through (WHY, WHY, WHY?) and I got concrete sludge all over my undercarriage (as it were), and it took most of yesterday to scrub it off using various questionable methods I downloaded from the internet.

One word: white vinegar. Okay, two words.

ALSO also also, my Cybertruck piece wasn’t boosted even though it’s getting good stats and it’s my top-performing post on Substack. In fact, nothing is getting boosted.

No boost, no $$$. Do I understand how that works? No…