Humor

My Pet Octopus Has Stolen My Identity

Photo by Donald Giannatti on Unsplash

[JANUARY 12, 4:24 P.M.]

Hey Facebook Fam!

Big news! I got a pet octopus!!!!! I KNOW, RIGHT?? Crazy! It’s such a “me” thing to do, like that time I got a tattoo from a guy I met in the alley next to the liquor store. Thank God for antibiotics.

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.