HUMOR

My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Stole My Shopping Cart. Prepare to Die.

Bev Potter
4 min readMar 12, 2023
Photo by Alexas_Fotos on Unsplash

I was at the store a few days ago and somebody stole my shopping cart.

I left it in one tiny, cramped aisle that contained items I’m sure nobody ever needs and sped away to grab the other things I was there for, leaving behind a 4-pack of toilet paper and a bag of dog biscuits like they were kids in the car.

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Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com