My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Stole My Shopping Cart. Prepare to Die.
I was at the store a few days ago and somebody stole my shopping cart.
I left it in one tiny, cramped aisle that contained items I’m sure nobody ever needs and sped away to grab the other things I was there for, leaving behind a 4-pack of toilet paper and a bag of dog biscuits like they were kids in the car.