Let’s Bring Back The Nervous Breakdown

I want to fall apart glamorously.

Photo by Alexander Krivitskiy on Unsplash

I’m about thissssssss close to completely falling apart. And amazingly enough, it has nothing to do with COVID. I actually find that COVID has a lot of benefits as far as I’m concerned.

1. No one tries to hug me. Normally, when someone goes in for a hug, I stiffen into a large chunk of wood. Like if a tree didn’t know…