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Just Because I’m A Serial Killer Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Be A Gracious Airbnb Host

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Welcome! I’m so glad you two are finally here! I rented a wood chipper for a few days and the clock’s ticking. Karl down at the VFW doesn’t ask any questions if you pay cash.

I have to say, you have the most beautiful hair. Hold still.