Humor

Just Because I’m A Serial Killer Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Be A Gracious Airbnb Host

Photo by Andrea Davis on Unsplash

Welcome! I’m so glad you two are finally here! I rented a wood chipper for a few days and the clock’s ticking. Karl down at the VFW doesn’t ask any questions if you pay cash.

I have to say, you have the most beautiful hair. Hold still.

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.