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Jobs LinkedIn Thinks Would Be Perfect For Me

Front desk receptionist — Punjab, India

How do you say this in Punjabi? (Photo by Gaurav Dhwaj Khadka on Unsplash)

The job hunt is going… Well, it’s going. My boss and I have reached yet another in a long series of truces because we are locked in a pattern of mutually assured destruction. This is how most of my relationships go.

He also thinks he’s dying. Again. He actually is dying, but it comes and goes, and eventually it will come and he will go. He’s certainly braver about it than I’d be. But I also think I’d dial back the work a lot more than he has.

So, given both the precariousness of our moods and his anticipated lifespan, the hunt continues, if for no other reason than to assure me I’ll be able to find something when the time comes.

LinkedIn suggests I choose from the following:

1. Front desk receptionist — Punjab, India. (I live in Ohio.)
2. Paralegal — Kraken Digital Asset Exchange. Requires a “Demonstrated interest in crypto”. Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe a T-shirt that says “I🧡 Crypto”.
3. Administrative assistant, Pentair (water filters) —“Race, gender, ethnicity, country of origin, age, personal style, sexual orientation, physical ability, religion, life experiences and many more…