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Jeffrey Dahmer’s Dad Died and We’re Wondering Who Will Buy His House
Give it to me, I’ll take it. It’s a nice house.
I hope the AP doesn’t pick this up, because I’m not 100% sure that Jeffrey Dahmer’s dad is, in fact, dead.
But I’m about 99% sure, and let me tell you why.
As we join our program already in progress, you’ll recall that I live… or lived… around the corner from Jeffrey Dahmer’s dad, Lionel Dahmer. Mr. Dahmer is… or was… in his late 80s and in failing health. The regular EMT and Sheriff’s Deputy visits testify to that.
About a week ago, I just happened to drive by as he was being unloaded on a gurney from a medical transport van (which is like an ambulance, but without all the literal bells and whistles).
Usually, a scene like this means you’ve been in the hospital and now you’re coming home to (at that age, at least) die. Most of us aspire to something just like this, so it wasn’t a particularly sad sight.
The giant dumpster that just showed up in the driveway tells a different tale. As does the fact that all the windows in the house are now open.
All of them.
24/7.
That can’t be good.
