HUMOR
I’ve Been Sick for Five Days
Which is always funnier in retrospect.
4 min readApr 16, 2024
Things stated going downhill when I took the Mucinex.
You know — the Mucinex that I DoorDashed to my house, along with a half gallon of orange juice, a 6-pack of 7Up, and apparently a gallon of apple juice that didn’t look that big on my phone’s little screen.
