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I’m Your New Dental Hygienist And I’m Really Into Teeth

Now just lay back, relax, and stare into the sun.

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Hi! I’m Darla, your new dental hygienist! Where is Connie? Oh, she retired to a 55+ community that’s only for dental hygienists. The houses are all shaped like teeth. She bought a sweet two-bedroom back molar that is to die for. I’m so jealous— all of…

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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