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I’m the Person Who Leaves Four Sheets of Toilet Paper on the Roll
And walks away without a care in the world.
You know how sometimes you’ll go into a bathroom and find four thin, diaphanous sheets of toilet paper left on the roll, even though there are refill rolls readily available right there next to the toilet like God intended?
It’s right there in Genesis: “And thou shalt place extra rolls of toilet paper right next to the toilet within easy reach so that if thou runneth out, thou shalt have toilet paper readily available.”
You probably wonder, “What kind of inconsiderate jerk does something like that?”
Me, that’s who. I’m the person who leaves four sheets of toilet paper on a roll and just walks away without a care in the world. Literally, I have zero worries because I did everything I needed to do and had plenty of toilet paper.
I didn’t even think twice about the next person who might need to use the bathroom, or the enormous burden I was placing on them by being the laziest, most selfish human being on the planet.
