HUMOR
I’m The New Leader Of This Drug Cartel And Things Are Going To Be Different Around Here From Now On
Hey, everybody! Welcome to orientation. It looks like I’m the new leader of this drug cartel since I have a chemistry degree and a previously unbeknownst thirst for power. Who knew?
Turns out it’s really not that big of a leap from selling cheaply-made maxi skirts on Facebook to pushing bulk quantities of heroin around the globe. Especially if you employ your entire family.
Family is so important.
*tapping mic* Is this thing on or am I just so high I can’t hear anything?
Yes!
That’s a little drug cartel humor.
We’re going to be doing things a little differently from now on because I have a background in multilevel marketing and I really think those management skills will transfer readily to a multi-tiered black market pharmaceutical enterprise such as this.
I may get a few things wrong at first, so please, please be gentle with me.
I did try to research the corporate culture, but I’ve never seen Sons of Anarchy because I just can’t accept Ron “Beauty and the Beast” Perlman in the role of ruthless gang patriarch.
