I’m The Neighbor With 25 Wind Chimes Hanging On My Porch
Isn’t it soothing? I said, ISN’T IT SOOTHING?
Hey, neighbor! I see you standing on your front porch a lot staring fixedly at my house at all hours of the day and night.
I can only assume you’re admiring the 25 wind chimes I keep up year round. Aren’t they soothing?