I’m The Couch Nobody Sits On
Heyyyy!!! I’m so happy to see some new faces! It’s been a long time. Glad you dropped by, have a —
Oh. Sure, have a seat on that couch. The comfy couch. The couch everybody sits on. That’s fine. I hope you like rolling into the permanent butt indentations. And the springs are shot. Good luck getting up without a crane.