I’m Sorry I Murdered My Boyfriend For Not Reading My Stories

But it was clearly justifiable homicide.

Photo by Alison Courtney on Unsplash

If it pleases the Court, I’d like to say a few words in my defense.

Your Honor, I’m not a violent person. I’ll pick up a caterpillar and carry it to the other side of the road if that’s where it’s headed. I won’t even ask questions…



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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is