POLITICAL (NON)HUMOR

I’m Pandora and I’m Happy That After Kamala Harris Wins the Election, I Can Stuff All the Bad Things I Released by Voting for Trump in 2016 Back Into This Box

That’s how it works, right?

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I only “opened the box”, metaphorically speaking, because I was curious to see what would happen.

It was only one vote! What difference could one vote make?

Yes, I knew he had filed chapter 11 bankruptcy six times and was a protégé of Roy Cohn — I mean, everybody knew that — and maybe this isn’t the kind of person you want RUNNING YOUR COUNTRY.

But I clicked that box on the screen anyway because curious! Hello! And then all hell broke loose.

All of these really bad things started pouring out and I tried to stop them. I did!

I must’ve looked like that episode of I Love Lucy where she’s trying to shove chocolates into her mouth while the conveyor belt speeds up.

I mean, if you can open a box, you should be able to put everything back into the box. Amirite?

But anybody who’s ever tried to put an artificial Christmas tree back into the box the way it…