I’m Going To Live In Margaritaville

Pass the salt shaker.

I feel like they won’t mind a little extra publicity. (photo:

I’m angry. I’m angry all the time.

Why does nobody work as hard as I work? Why do other people get to watch TV and read books and go places and take vacations and sleep? I can’t do any of those things! I have to WORK! I can never stop working!