Feb 24, 2021
2 min read
Humor
If States Were Guests At A Party
Texas: Brings live baby pig to bar mitzvah.
Vermont: Spends entire party in the kitchen looking for maple syrup. Loudly criticizes any brand not labeled “real maple syrup”.
Florida: Repeats several times that they have tickets to see Rodger Hodgson, former lead singer of the band Supertramp, at The Villages. Thinks…
