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If Our Dogs Took Us To The Doctor

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[DOG DOCTOR] “Hey, there! So how’s Bev been doing?”

[MY DOG] “Good, good. Her hair is shiny. We W-A-L-K a lot.”

“Great! Let’s get her up on the scale.”

[ME] *refuses to move*

“Sorry, she’s a little stubborn. Come on, let’s get up there! Show the doctor what a good girl you are!”

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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