i went to Maryland one time and people were practically throwing crabs at me the minute i crossed…

…’m allowed to think this as I am a Maryland native, but if an out-of-stater agrees with me, I will throw a bushel of live blue crab at them. Alas, I digress.
My Short-Lived Career as Mary “Poopins”
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i went to Maryland one time and people were practically throwing crabs at me the minute i crossed the state line, wth??
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Written by Bev Potter5.9K Followers
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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com
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