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A Day In The Life
I Take ONE DAY Off From Work
And I miss all kinds of drama.
So yesterday, I took my mom to the dermatologist for some minor repairs. It took all day.
And while I simmered in the waiting room of the doctor’s office like a boiled potato in Omicron stew, my boss had locked himself in his office.
Physically locked himself in. With a key.
His reasoning went like this:
He leaves for Hawaii on Saturday. NOTHING MUST PREVENT HIS LEAVING FOR HAWAII.
And personally, I fully support this mission. Have fun storming the castle.
Unfortunately, late last week he got an email saying he had been exposed to Covid.
*sad trombone noise*
(Just as an aside, WHO SCHEDULES THE VACATION OF A LIFETIME DURING A PANDEMIC??)
Anyhoo, since his leaving for Hawaii supersedes all other concerns, he had locked himself in his office so that WE didn’t give HIM Covid.
Now, a normal person with that level of concern about his well-being would just stay the fuck home…
