Humor

I Own A Fruit Cart In A Turkish Bazaar And I’m Tired Of International Spies Destroying It

Do you know how hard it is to wash blood off a pineapple?

Photo by Evan Krause on Unsplash

I used to own a fruit store in an actual building, but international spies kept blowing it up.

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Bev Potter

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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