I Know Your House Isn’t For Sale, But I Want It Anyway

Everybody has their price.

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Hi there! You don’t know me, but I have to tell you, I’ve fallen in love with your house and I just have to have it. It’s perfect.

How do I know? Well, Joel— do you mind if I call you Joel? — a quick peek at the county records tells me you bought this place back in 2017 from an elderly widow named Vera. If you ask me…