I Just Spent $1 Million Dollars At The Fancy Grocery Store
I emerged into the sunlight, blinking and penniless.
4 min readMay 9, 2021
It never turns out well when I go to the fancy grocery store across town. Dick Goddard, a famous local weather personality, almost ran me down there once in his giant SUV. He was much smaller in real life than he was on TV. All I saw was his tiny shriveled head above the…