I just got sucked in by those $2 off coupons they send out twice a year, $2 off a $5 ticket. Didn't even get $2 back -- those coupons are like, "Here, try just a little bit of coke, see how you like it."

No, I honestly don't think stars have it all that easy. When they come down with a pill habit or something, I really have sympathy for them. I'd be a total drug addict trying to deal with massive fame.