I Hope Natalie Portman Likes Fruit

Because I’ve got some sucking up to do.

You know you want this, Natalie. (Photo by Tijana Drndarski on Unsplash)

Normally, when I want to suck up to somebody, I send them an Edible Arrangement. Who doesn’t want five pounds of pineapple flowers on a stick?

Or maybe something fancy from Harry & David. There’s nothing like a giant basket of individually wrapped pears to score you some brownie points.