Humor

I Have Decided To Stop Taking A Bath

How to stink like a celebrity.

Jake “Stinky” Gyllenhaal (photo: Page Six/Fair Use)

TO: EVERYONE
SUBJECT: HYGIENE AND MY FUTURE HUSBAND, JAKE GYLLENHAAL

You may have read online that Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t bathe. In solidarity with the man who stole my heart with his stellar performance in Donnie Darko and not much after that, I too have decided…

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.