I Have Decided To Become A Hypermiler
We haven’t driven anywhere together in a while, and I feel like we’re really, really too close right now — social distancing is hard! — so I hope you don’t mind riding in the back seat.
There’s water and snacks in the seat pockets. Do you like the air freshener I used? It’s called Satanic Ritual. It smells like wood smoke and burning flesh. It’s very outdoorsy.