Humor

I Have Decided To Become A Hypermiler

Photo by Dave Robinson on Unsplash

We haven’t driven anywhere together in a while, and I feel like we’re really, really too close right now — social distancing is hard! — so I hope you don’t mind riding in the back seat.

There’s water and snacks in the seat pockets. Do you like the air freshener I used? It’s called Satanic Ritual. It smells like wood smoke and burning flesh. It’s very outdoorsy.

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.