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I Have A Beef With Cosmic Crisp Apples

Is this a Cosmic Crisp? Who knows. (Photo by Shelley Pauls on Unsplash)

Much like Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi in The Blues Brothers, I was on a mission from God.

I’d been reading about Cosmic Crisp apples since their debut in 2020. They were expected to be a “game changer in the industry”. I saw full-page ads in magazines — the kind of ads you see in Variety and Vanity Fair when a movie is up for an Oscar.

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.