I Hate Being Sober
I hate being sober.
Everybody talks about how great it is being sober, how clear they feel. How “It’s a struggle, but life is so much better now” and on and on.
I’ve been sober for 30 years and it fucking sucks. I think about alcohol every day. I think about all the drinks I didn’t get to drink.
I’ve never had a daiquiri with a little umbrella in it. I’ve never had a margarita…