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I Ate Nutrisystem® For Men And Now I Can Pee Standing Up

Is it convenient? Yes. Is it frightening and repulsive to the other women in the restroom? Also yes.

Bev Potter
3 min readJan 22, 2022

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Photo by Simon Arthur on Unsplash

Dear Nutrisystem® for Men customer service:

Yes, I know it’s called Nutrisystem® for Men, but food is food, right? And honestly, I’m a little…

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Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com