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I Almost Fell Off The Roof Last Night

Again.

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I’m obsessed with my gutters. The gutters on my house are the source of all my problems — they’re why my basement is caving in. They attract every leaf, nut, twig and dead mouse (I have questions, mouse) in a 3-mile radius, which then clogs them up and ruins my life.

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Bev Potter

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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