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I Almost Fell Off The Roof Last Night

Again.

Photo by Sammy Williams on Unsplash

I’m obsessed with my gutters. The gutters on my house are the source of all my problems — they’re why my basement is caving in. They attract every leaf, nut, twig and dead mouse (I have questions, mouse) in a 3-mile radius, which then clogs them up and ruins my life.