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How To Survive A Picnic With Your Family

You’re gonna need a bigger pontoon boat.

(Photo: Universal Pictures/Fair Use)

Your thighs are already sticking to the car seat. The only glimmer of hope is Aunt Patty’s Texas sheet cake and the prospect of seeing Uncle Bob spontaneously combust while he grills and smokes at the same time.

Whatever you do, don’t give Cousin Jimmy…

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Bev Potter

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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