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How to Confirm Your Appointment Using Multi-Factor Authentication
A man will come to your door. He will hand you an envelope.
A verification code has been sent to your email. Please enter it here.
Please answer the following five security questions:
- What is your favorite color?
- Who was your mother’s best friend in 1983?
- What is the name of your second cousin’s husband’s aunt twice-removed?
- Who won the Oscar for best set design in 1954?
- What is the meaning of life?
Please solve the following math problem: If two trains are approaching at 85 miles per hours and will pass each other when the sun is at its zenith, why did your sister scribble her name on your Justin Timberlake poster in red magic marker and then deny she did it even though she had the marker in her hand and you were the only two people in the house?
Why does she think you’ve forgotten all about this?
How does she not know that you’ve held on to every grudge you’ve ever had in your entire life?
Please drag the puzzle piece until it matches the corresponding space on a puzzle that will appear on the screen of a…
