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How to Become a Morning Person

In one easy step that you’ll regret forever.

Bev Potter
3 min readMay 15, 2024

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If you ask a dog whether they want to go to the park, the answer is always, “Yes.”

If you, during a fit of temporary insanity, decide that you should go for a walk at the ungodly hour of 7:00 a.m. because you read somewhere that it will reset your cicadian rhythms and help you…

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Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com