Humor

How Not to Touch Your Face

If you touch your face, you die. No pressure.

Photo by Charles Deluvio on Unsplash

I have long hair which is always in my face. And it itches, so I touch my face constantly.

I’m clearly doomed.

For the rest of you who still think you have a chance of surviving the [insert pandemic name here] outbreak, here are a few tips for not touching…

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.