TRUE CRIME

How Do You Solve a Problem Like a Criminal With a Foot Fetish?

This little piggy went to prison

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I’m going to try to be nonjudgmental.

That’s probably impossible since judgment often comes from a lack of understanding. And I gotta tell ya, I don’t get it.

Foot pics are a huge, huge business online, where people fly their freak flag anonymously and other people make money from it.

That, in a nutshell, is the internet.

According to the market analytics, FeetFinder holds the average annual revenue growth of sellers which differs from $5000 to $9000 monthly. FeetFinder is one of the most unique foot fetish websites that caters to the growing demand for high-quality foot-related content. — FeetFinder.com

“Foot-related content.”

I’d laugh but, $5000 to $9000 monthly.

I happen to know — just from incidental reading, mind you — that sites like FeetFinder are often looking for imperfect feet. Bunions, hammer toes, feet that can operate a remote control.

Buddy, have I got some feet for you. Size 7.5 US wide. I can take the lid off a jar with these feet.

When I worked at the court, we had a case where…