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Sheila Trafalgar-McNamara is at work on a major retrospective of women in American micro-politics. She hasn’t looked at the manuscript in months, but she thinks about it sometimes when she’s petting her cat, Geraldine Furraro.
Tyler Bamby is a Ph.D. student in economics at Harvard. His hobbies include masturbation, getting ironically bad tattoos, and trash-talking 12-year-olds on Fortnite
Sebastian Horatio Pemghaster, III, is an expert on ancient Mesopotamian fertility rituals and professor emeritus at Colgate University. He enjoys urinating in closets, arm knitting, and screaming at birds.
Amy Jones-Smith is a guest lecturer at the Institute for Mesoamerican Studies in Albany, New York, where she lives with her husband, Glen, and their three children, Tezcatlipoca, Chalchiuhtlicue, and Glen Jr.
Siobhan Gurglich teaches Intersectional Gender Polymorphy at Lincoln State University. Her book Whatsamatta U was shortlisted for the Booker Prize and has been optioned by Reese Witherspoon. The film version will star Sir Anthony Hopkins, a hologram of Tupac, and Selena Gomez.
When he’s not managing a Taco Bell to help pay his student loans, Mark Camcaster is an associate professor of Museum and Gallery Studies at Emerson. Mark is 38 years old and will never have tenure. One of his 17-year-old employees just became a crypto billionaire. Sometimes he cries into the gorditas.
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