Hi, It’s Me, Facebook

Here’s a picture of your dead cat.

This is Grace. She’s dead. Not in this picture, but you know what I mean.

Hi, it’s me, Facebook.

I know you logged on just to look for a snickerdoodle recipe, or to guilt-trip your friends into buying Herbalife, or to scroll through your nephew’s graduation photos, but HEY LOOK! HERE’S A PICTURE OF YOUR DEAD CAT!