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Help! I’m Trapped In An Orchard With Adorable Families!

Why didn’t Dante mention this circle of hell?

Photo by Sokmean Nou on Unsplash

It seemed so simple. All I wanted was some apples.

Honeycrisp apples, to be precise. It was that time of year, as foretold in the prophecy and on the crumpled chart held by a magnet to my fridge.