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Help! I’m Trapped In An Orchard With Adorable Families!

Why didn’t Dante mention this circle of hell?

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It seemed so simple. All I wanted was some apples.

Honeycrisp apples, to be precise. It was that time of year, as foretold in the prophecy and on the crumpled chart held by a magnet to my fridge.

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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