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Happy Anniversary From Your Web Storage
Use me, baby.
Hey, babe!
Happy anniversary! I can’t believe it’s already been a year or more since you decided to entrust me with your files. That makes today our anniversary more or less!
On this cherished occasion, I decided to jot down some thoughts about our relationship and also present you with an exclusive anniversary offer.
First of all, please accept my most sincere thanks for your continued support. It means the world to me and I hope to continue to provide you with one terabyte of storage for only $1.27 a month for a long, long time to come.
I know the last year or more has been a little rocky and I understand that backing up your precious and irreplaceable files, photos, videos, and music hasn’t always been the first thing on your mind.
Somehow you always have time to scroll through Instagram for hours every night, but you can’t take five seconds to back up your computer.
But I don’t take it personally because I love you. All of you — the good, the bad, the careless, and the irate when your computer crashes and your entire life disappears into space like an electronic soap bubble.
