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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Should I go full Telly?

Photo by Towfiqu barbhuiya on Unsplash

I’m losing my hair.

I wish it was because of something fixable, like stress, or a vitamin deficiency, or nuclear fallout. But I strongly suspect it’s my new normal this side of menopause.

My leg hair is pretty sparse too, like a forest ravaged by gypsy moths. I’m okay with that since it really…