Humor

Elon Musk or Willie Wonka

Which billionaire tech giant said it best?

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(Source: Twitter)

1. We must pass The Great Filter.

2. You’re already a cyborg. Most people don’t realize you’re already a cyborg.

3. Of course I still love you.

4. The forces arrayed against us are many and incredibly powerful.

5. Terrific pressure is building up behind the blockage.

6. The UAW destroyed the once great US auto industry and everyone knows it.

7. Time is a precious thing. Never waste it.

8.This is my son, X Æ A-Xii.

9. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

10. We are the music-makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

11. I wish there was a way to get nutrients without sitting down for a meal.

12. She has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes.

13. I’m not an alien…but I used to be one.

14. You’re an idiot.

15. Oh btw I’m building a cyborg dragon

16.Boring bonehead questions are not cool … These questions are so dry. They’re killing me.

17. If you have anyone who can do a better job, please let me know. They can have the job. Is there someone who can do the job better? They can have the reins right now.

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. The Haven, Tenderly, The Junction, @pointsincase, The Funny Times. Twitter: @blade_funner

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