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Doomsday Prepping For Beginners

And by “Doomsday”, I mean, “Leaving the house.”

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It takes me at least 20 minutes to get out the door even under the best of circumstances. And that was before I had to worry about a mask (or three), hand sanitizer, a map of wherever I was going so as to minimize human contact, and snacks in case I’m trapped in my vehicle for 29 hours in a…

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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Bev Potter

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Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. bevpotter.substack.com

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